thane October 25th, 2008
So, we had the Relativelies over for dinner tonight. At one point, Clio is going around yelling “Stuart! Where is Stuart!” To which most people are responding “Not here.”
Anyway, so Joh goes next door to return some plates and stuff to the Neighborlies While she is chatting with Wendy, a little voice calls out “Hi, Momma.” Joh turns around to see Stuart peaking down at her from the crest of our porch roof. Panic ensues. He’s fine, thanks.
Tomorrow I go up and screw the windows shut.
My Mom, after hearing the story, said “I know *exactly* how she feels.”
thane March 15th, 2008
Stuart pooped on the potty! Twice in two days! Today he announced ‘poop’. Johanna said ‘Stuart, do you want to poop on the potty?’ He got all excited, jumped out of bed and came downstairs. To the bathroom where dad got him up there and, low and behold, he pooped! And there was much rejoicing.
thane August 31st, 2006
Monroe, thank you. This is a beautiful thing. A truly beautiful legacy to leave for my son.
The Dead Milkmen play “Stuart” off of Beelzebubba
From PLLyrics.com
Now Stuart, if you look at the soil around any large U.S. city with a big
underground homosexual population - Des Moines, Iowa, perfect example.
Look at the soil around Des Moines, Stuart. You can’t build on it, you
can’t grow anything in it. The government says it’s due to poor farming.
But I know what’s really going on, Stuart. I know it’s the queers.
They’re in it with the aliens. They’re building landing strips for gay
Martians. I swear to God.
You know what Stuart, I like you. You’re not like the other people, here
in the trailer park.