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I Hate Bake Sales

thane November 10th, 2006

Every time I see a school fundraiser, I think the same thing. “There is another school, a school in a poorer district, that cannot raise money for that.” That shouldn’t be the case. Poor kids deserve art and music classes as much as rich kids. They deserve to go on field trips and international trips. The problem, however, is even deeper than those.

I don’t know about where you live, but in Oregon, the funding breakdown is like this:

  • 35% Local
  • 57% State funding
  • 6% Federal
  • 2% Other

The only reason it is like this is because measure 9 limited property taxes. Before measure 9, it looked like this:

  • 66% Local
  • 26% State
  • 6% Federal
  • 2% Other

Left to their own devices, 2/3 of all education funding is derived from the families being educated. IMHO, this is exactly backwards of what should be happening. Funding should look more like this:

  • 10% Local
  • 20% State
  • 70% Federal

My proposed solution is simple, and probably would never work. Average teacher salary, nation wide, is about $47k. With benefits, lets call it $60k. The ideal class size seems to be about 20. Therefore, the Federal government should be supplying $3000 per student to schools, pegged to inflation. In my system, this money could only be used to pay full time teachers, and no teacher could receive, in pay or benefits, the money from more than 20 students. With 81M kids aged 5-19, that is a total of one quarter trillion dollars, or about 5 times the Department of Educations discretionary funding and about half of the Department of Defense budget.

The benefits from this system are manifold. It encourages the hiring of full time teachers, and it encourages the reduction of class size to 20 students. It removes local and state funding problems from the picture, leveling the playing field for poorer districts and poorer states. It mandates that teachers get a decent wage and decent pay increases. It removes much of the federal wheedling about what needs funded and what does not. Lastly, it draws a bright line between what the Federal government needs to pay for and what the local governments need to pay for. The Feds pay for the teachers (plus or minus). The locals must pay for the books, the buildings, and the administrative staff.

But nobody ever asks me.

im in ur machinez stelin ur votz

thane November 9th, 2006

After watching the events of last week, I have some advice for this great nation. This is pretty much a rant, so brace yourself.

First and foremost, to the people who voted on DRE (Direct Recording Electronic) voting machines. ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FREAKING MIND!!!! Get an absentee ballot and vote by mail! Then petition your government officials to sue the people who sold them to you. It surprises me still that there are voters using machines with no paper trail. Without a paper trail, elections will be rigged. It’s not a matter of if, but when. I can say that unequivocally, and for a number of reasons.

  • The machines have bugs. If there is anything the last 50 years of computer science have shown us, it is that you can fix all of the bugs some of the time, and some of the bugs all of the time, but you cannot fix all of the bugs all of the time. (Sorry Abe) Additionally, the only way you can make bug free systems is to hermetically seal them (they aren’t), tightly control the access (we don’t), audit the source code (is hasn’t been) and educate the uses (riiiight).
  • Next, elections get rigged no matter what you do. All we can is make sure we have some chance of catching the people who do it. With DRE machines, there is no chance. If there is little to no chance that the riggers will be caught, they will do it more often. It is just human nature.

Now, for all of you voters who do not live in Oregon, what is the best way to (1) maximize voter turnout, (2) minimize the effect of sudden news events, and (3) maximize available information to voters? Vote by mail. Y’all tend to call it “absentee voting.” Round here, we call it “an election.” All vote by mail, baby. I can take 2 weeks to do my research and mark my ballot. If I forget, I can still do my research in the comfort of my own home, and in the middle of the night! The next morning, I drop it off at any library and go off to work. No lines, no time off work.

So there you have it! Throw the machines in the ocean and vote by mail. Your electorate will thank you.

November 7 Funnies

Busy Day

thane November 5th, 2006

Dear Internets,

It has been a busy day. Stuart is definitely teething (two on the bottom) and we have a lot of catch up to play around the house. Joh and I need to vote, bills need paid, etc., etc.. My point is, this is the sorry excuse for a post that you are getting Today. I will try and make it up to you next week. Honest.

the Storywhore

Me be a NaBloPoMo Ho

thane November 1st, 2006

Dear Readers,

As Tom has pointed out, November is NaBloPoMo. I am planning on participating, but do not worry! I plan on generating no more content than I do any month, I will just post more random drivel that no one cares about.

Now, given that I am such a poor blogger, one might ask, why am I doing this. It is simple. I hope to win an “I Fuck Like a Girl” t-shirt. I will wear this shirt proudly to public functions. When my wife gets irritated with it (i.e. immediately) I will point our that “I got it from MightyGirl!”

Wish me luck!

The Storywhore

Her Highness Addresses Her Subjects

thane October 22nd, 2006

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The Cutest Little Boy Ever

thane October 21st, 2006

I have just gotten done making my first YouTube video. It is of Stuart making cute little noises to try and convince me not to feed him to the wolves. It worked.

Electoral-Vote.Com

thane October 21st, 2006

I just rediscovered my favorite place to watch election polling data. This guy, while leaning left, is a scientist first. He gives you all the data he uses to draw his conclusions, and all of the algorithms. Check him out!

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Saturday Morning Wisdom

thane October 21st, 2006

“I’m going to teach Stuart his name.  Stuart, your name is Stuart.”


“We are the increasingly nonexistent family.”

<laughter>

“I dunno.  I feel increasingly existent”

“We are the increasingly rare family.  I cannot be expected to be coherent before 7:30.”


“I don’t know why I think glow-in-the dark is so cool.”

“Because it glows.”

The Once and Future Costume

thane October 19th, 2006

I love the internet.

We managed to find the costume again. The store Costume Craze had it in stock and in the right size! w007! I waited to tell you all till we got the shipping notification.

For those that forgot, here it is again.

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