Arbol Navidad “Comecocos” Pac Man Xmas tree Madrid
thane December 11th, 2007
Archive for the 'Humor' Category
Macworld Bloopers
thane December 10th, 2007
These are some of the greatest moments of the Macworld keynotes. Forget the announcements, the guest start, Schillermania, the Apple store openings and the number of iPods sold to grandmothers over the last year. This is what it is all about.
Mixin’ It Up At The Pool
thane June 21st, 2007
Today, Tory and I went to the pool. We hadn’t been in a while, and we had a great time, but that is not what I am writing about. At the pool the Street Team from Jammin’ 95.5 was spinnin’ wax. Now, normally, I am not a big fan of Hip Hop, but DJ Jerm taught me something. Even Hip Hop can be made worse by a DJ who is full of himself and tries too hard. He seemed like he knew the basics of mixing (as there were no train wrecks) but he kept scratching and slamming the fader like he was doing someone a favor. Yee gads and little fishes! Someone stop him before it’s too late!
Now, as I was thinking this, I also thought “Maybe I don’t get it. Maybe mixing hip-hop is just that much different than mixing house.” So I asked a young man who seemed to be enjoying himself and fit the radio stations demographic. “He does too much.” I rest my case.
So, the sentence I hand down to DJ Jerm is this: Until such a time as it is proved that you have learned moderation and modesty you shall be forbidden from having slip-mats. Additionally, you shall be banned from any mixing board that does not have at least a 1/2 second delay on the cross fader.
I Lost My Heart To A Starship Trooper
thane February 13th, 2007
Well, I didn’t, but if you set your wayback machine to 1978 you can hear how Sarah Brightman did. I just don’t know what to do with this. Disco + Dr. Who is the best I can come up with. Probably with a fair amount of cocaine. Thanks Monroe.
If that was not enough, jump ahead to 1979 and you get the pseudo live version. Not any better, but the stage show is funnier.
Top Gear – Season 9 Episode 3 – Part 6 / 7
thane February 12th, 2007
3 Brits get the chance to paint a co-stars car with whatever they want in an effort to get the fellow co-star killed as they drive across Alabama. Hilarity ensues.
Update: Changed the video. Really starts to pick up after 2:00. The shit hits the fan around 5:00.
Update 2: Video tends to get out of sync. Just pause, move the thumb and start again.
Zune Poon
thane December 20th, 2006
It seems that a couple from Chi-town got their girl a Zune. As if that wasn’t insult enough, it was preloaded with pr0n. Ho mo sexual pr0n. 5 men, no holds barred action. I don’t think that that is the squirting that Bill had in mind.
Can you Name it?
thane December 15th, 2006
A reall poser of a question has been asked here at Wacom Engineering think tank. Given the set of foods Y that are yummy, the set of foods B that go well with bacon, and the set of foods C that go well with chocolate, is there an element of Y that is nither an element of B nor C? Sushi was proposed, but Mikey shot that down (bacon rapped nigiri). Items that are a member of all three sets are easy to think of, namely bacon and chocolate. Tell me you wouldn’t eat chocolate covered bacon! Well I would, and that’s all that really matters, now isn’t it.