A Recipe for Disaster
thane November 4th, 2006
- Ingredients
- a dozen or so small children
- sugar
- Take the children and put them in a car to tenderize for 1/2 hour.
- Place the children in a room with nothing to do for 15 min.
- Now, move all of the children into a large room with bouncy equipment, and bake for 1 hour while agitating. Ideally, there will be a meal missed during the hour.
- Feed the children the sugar.
Really, Josephine’s party was a blast. It went much better than I had feared. Nikos and I both hurt ourselves, but there were no other casualties that I knew of. Tory had a meltdown when we were leaving, but that is not uncommon even when she doesn’t miss a meal.
