Milkmen for Stuart
thane August 31st, 2006
Monroe, thank you. This is a beautiful thing. A truly beautiful legacy to leave for my son.
The Dead Milkmen play “Stuart” off of Beelzebubba
From PLLyrics.com
Now Stuart, if you look at the soil around any large U.S. city with a big
underground homosexual population - Des Moines, Iowa, perfect example.
Look at the soil around Des Moines, Stuart. You can’t build on it, you
can’t grow anything in it. The government says it’s due to poor farming.
But I know what’s really going on, Stuart. I know it’s the queers.
They’re in it with the aliens. They’re building landing strips for gay
Martians. I swear to God.You know what Stuart, I like you. You’re not like the other people, here
in the trailer park.